10. Miracle Whip
Kraft’s revenge against Hellmann’s is best served cold. Also known as Trailer Park Alioli. A Waldorf Salad can be made with mayo or yogurt, with Miracle Whip it becomes a White Trash Salad. An acquired taste, easy to mock, hard to swallow. Can become a dealbreaker if spotted in a fridge on a first date. Its defenders are often Libertarians.





